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duff

To strike

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.

by BEN October 6, 2003

30πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


fishel

frugal jew, derivation from the yiddish word for frugality

That's my homeboy and all but he's a fishel sometimes.

by BEN December 13, 2004

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Wegs

Well, they're tits aren't they.

Nice wegs.

by BEN April 15, 2003

18πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by BEN May 3, 2005

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by BEN April 26, 2005

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Crotchy toke

Ben and kims word! (c)
when your stoned it just means stuff!!!
it means everything!

your such a crotchy toke!

by BEN February 21, 2004


soylent green

1. Food made from dead people.
2. A really bad and cliched SciFi movie.

"This Soylent Green tasted like Uncle Phil"

by BEN November 19, 2003

65πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž