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jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

People who practice Judaism should be called Judaists(after all that was the original term for someone who practiced Judaism), not Jews because almost half of Israel's Jewish population is secular(non-religous). But they still consider themselves Jewish because Jews are an ethnic group, not a RELIGIOUS GROUP.

by Yehudi September 2, 2005

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jew

A jew is a person of the jewish relgion

Johnnys Girlfriend Dee is a Jew

by Zosina March 24, 2006

2078๐Ÿ‘ 716๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew

A race of People who have been terrorized and massacred throughout history....a people who were the victim of mass genocide in WWII. a people who are very ready to defend themselves

bob: can you believe that 6 milliom jews were killed in WWII

Rick: Wtf is a jew?

Bob: a people who used to make up 1/3 of are city but have been completely wiped from our city (Warsaw, Poland)

Rick: wow...lets go listen the that NUMa NUma song

by General CheshYeshVek August 10, 2005

2048๐Ÿ‘ 1099๐Ÿ‘Ž


jew

Abbreviation of "what did you" or just "did you"

Jew do to piss her off like that?

Jew fuck her last night?

by harrumph July 11, 2008

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jew

A person of Jewish faith or of Jewish race. Most Jews are in fact not religious but are Jews by blood. Most actors and filmmakers in the US are of Jewish decent. Common Jewish names include Cohen, Levi/Levine, Isaac and anything which contains 'Gold', 'Ruben', 'Silver', 'Stein' or 'Berg'. Famous Jews change their names to be more accepted.

Just a handful of examples: Steven Spielberg, Oliver Stone, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Bob Dillon, Woody Allen, Ben Stiller, Billy Crystal, Daniel Day Lewis, David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow, Sarah Jessica Parker...

by Uncle Wolf June 12, 2005

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jew

a jew

"hey, look at that jew!"

by ksuu May 26, 2009

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jew

1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

3) A person who Mel Gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.

"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

by Clubned August 2, 2006

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