Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

boston backblade

After the consummation of intercourse, the male mushroom cap drags a wad of semen out onto the carpet when the male pulls out.

Jim left a load on his girlfriends carpet by using his patented Boston Backblade maneuver.