Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

gold star

The most saught after and cherished reward in all of human existence.

Wow man! Did you see Taylor climb that 50 foot wall?

That's nothing compared to Breana. She climbed a 120 foot wall while blindfolded and with a grizzly bear on her back! Totally gold star worthy.

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