polish plumber

Pouring pureed Kielbasa into a girl's asshole, then butt fucking her so hard that shit-basa splashes back on your balls.

My wife's fat ass was constapated, so I gave her the Polish Plumber.

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Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.

Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.

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