Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

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Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

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Itinerant

1) The act of, relating to, or given to walking about;
2) Moving or traveling from place to place to freekin place;
3) Snooking around touching every damned thing around;
4) Cant sit still or settle down; and
5) Constantly, without rest, surveying, reconing, and otherwise annoying the hell out of everyone by any of the above actions.

1) Your two year old is is a damned Itinerant, he just cant sit still and is always ge'in into shit.

2) What an Itinerant, Billy Ho is all up in the bitches: hitt'in them here -- Tapp'in that ass there....

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Peripatetic

1) The act of, relating to, or given to walking about;
2) Moving or traveling from place to place to freekin place;
3) Snooking around touching every damned thing around;
4) Cant sit still or settle down; and
5) Constantly, without rest, surveying, reconing, and otherwise annoying the hell out of everyone by any of the above actions.

1) Your two year old is is a damned peripatetic, he just cant sit still and is always ge'in into shit. Itinerant.

2) Billy Ho is the best peripatetic I know -- He is all up in the bitches: hitt'in them here -- Tapp'in that ass there....

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Seat Bitch

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.

My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.

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Take it in the ass

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event

1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock

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Praying Mantis

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.

I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!

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