Phil

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

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Daddy cream

When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.

Guy 1: Yo your sundae is weak as fuck boy!
Guy 2: My dad passed me some daddy cream ass shit

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