When you accidentally slip and penetrate your significant other.
Guy: "Whoops!"
Girl: " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INSIDE ME?!"
Guy: " Oh sorry hun must have just been a little sliperoo"
Girl: "OH in that case i completely understand"
(both proceed to laugh)
When you or your companion brings a coked out Labrador to bed and then proceed to fuck while the receiving participant of the penis chews a bone to make the dog jealous while it watches
Guy 1: "Dude and then she asked if i was cool with doing " a Louisiana " !
Guy 2:"And you did it?!"
Guy 1: "yeah but the hardest part was getting the coked out Labrador into bed he kept barking at my penis"
Guy 2: "He was probably jelly bruh"
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