Cyrus

a man of great valor. he has a huge monster cock and knows how to use it. he plays the piano on the pussy like its Beethovens moonlight sonata. he is sweeter than any pineapple juice u have ever tasted and has fantastic eyebrows, eyelashes, a sculpted jaw hand crafted by spongebob himself, and teef that gleam brighter than any big dipper. if you have a cyrus in ur life please take away the basketball insta filter from his ass and hold him tight.

"holy fuck cyrus how are you so good at this" (a girl getting her shit rocked circa 2021)

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