Mercedes

Made up of 10% water; 90% salt. Is such a player, and occasionally fakes her feelings. Has extremely curly hair that contains salt. Hobbies are: maintaining snap streaks, bitching about the most random things at the most random times, not doing her homework. Can get any guy, but will complain to them/about them when they are acting like penis heads. She's honestly a keeper.

" I ran out of salt for my soup, now it'll be flavorless!" :(

"It'll be okay, I can go get my friend Mercedes and she can salten it up for you!"

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