Halol

Abbreviation of Halal and Lol, when someone says something actually quite funny but that goes against there religion.

Girl: Shit dude my headscarf fell off!!!! I think the white chick over there saw me,

Mate: I hope she did, serious Halol

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Apricorn

A fleshy fruit with a nutty after taste, To gather it you must physically mate an Apricot with an Acorn, it gets messy but needs must.

Mum: Hey man, how was your day

Some totally awesome dude: Awesome they had Apricorns in the cafeteria today, they were real swell but left a nutty aftertaste.

Mum: Thats lucky i just finished mating the Apricots and Acorns together, you just missed it, it was real messy.

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