carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

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the big mac

This term is used for insulting someone fat,overwhieght, huge,etc. this is because the Big Mac is a very big and fattening burger from Mc'Donalds. You can also use the term Mc'double.

(In a classroom with a fat teacher) student1"the Big Mac is comeing" student2 " everyone do your work!!" Fat teacher " I'm back now do your damn work!!"

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conglomeration

1. A Mix of many different things into one.

This sandwich is a conglomeration of mustard, ketchup, letuce, tamatoe, ham, turkey, white bread, and salad dressing.

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Mustang

1. Helps pick chicks up. Pussy Wagon.
2. Classic Ford car still in production.

We can take the mustang out this weekend and pickup some chicks.

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ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

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tardo

Similar to wordretard/word. A word conglomeration /word of a retard and an wordidiot/word.

Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.

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tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

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