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The hour or so immediately following Last Call when the roads are flooded with habitual drunk drivers. Driving during drunk o'clock is exceedingly dangerous for fairly obvious reasons. Most sane people are home with the doors locked during this time.
Sometimes also called drunk thirty
Steve was ecstatic to learn that the night shift paid a whole $1.50 an hour extra. Little did he realize that night shift meant getting out of work at exactly the same time the bars close and having to drive home at drunk o'clock
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1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.
I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.
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The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.
*On XBox Live*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger!
nothing
*In Real Life*
annoying xbox kid- You nigger!
annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.
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Noun- The shortened form of Blue Checkmark.
Bluecheck refers to a particularly obnoxious denizen of the Hellsite known as Twitter. Typical BlueChecks are Z-List celebrities and underpaid Journalists who hate their audience united by hopeless Twitter addiction and the shared delusion that a blue checkmark next to their name makes them famous and important.
Most (but not all) Bluechecks hold stereotypical American Liberal views but with a decidedly authoritarian bent. At best, they often favor mass media censorship. At worst, they want Communism imposed and CisHet White men stripped of voting rights.
Common Bluecheck hobbies include: Posting radioactive garbage political takes, responding to mild criticism of said takes with 20-tweet long tantrums, responding again to the same tweets by calling their critics "CHUDS" or "Incels," bringing up Gamergate then blocking them and crying to their followers about how mild criticism on the internet "endangers" them. Expect long threads gushing over <INSERT ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT WITH A HORRIBLE RECORD ON MASS INCARCERATION & POLICE BRUTALITY HERE> and angrily lecturing everyone else on how we all have to ignore the Dem's shitty record and vote for them because "Muh hArM-rEdUcKShuN!"
Not to be confused with the equally annoying Right-Wing Bluecheck who is usually a washed up, Z-List TV Celebrity who makes their living starring in terrible Fundamentalist Christian Propaganda movies.
"Did you see that Bluecheck Tweeting about how the use of dogs to track escaped slaves in the South totally justifies Cruelle De Vil skinning puppies to make a fur coat?"
"No. She's already got me blocked."
"I tweeted 'LOL' in response."
"What did the BlueCheck do?"
"The Bluecheck quote-tweeted me in a 30-tweet long thread trying to claim I was a Fascist, a Gamergater and that because of my tweet she was in danger of being raped. Then she blocked me."
"What a cunt."
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Spergbeast- Noun A person, usually male, who claims to have Asperger's syndrome or related High Functioning Autistic disorder and uses this diagnosis as a get-out-of-responsibility-free card for all manner of obnoxious behavior. Such people rarely have an official diagnosis and usually reached this conclusion after reading the Wikipedia entry.
Christian Westin Chandler is a huge Spergbeast.
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Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.
Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.
Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.
Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.
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