baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

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hypnoballs

Hypnotic Balls of Nothingness - On Windows 8, the hypnotic balls used as a "please wait" graphic, which provide no useful information.

Sorry I didn't hear you walk up; the Windows hypnoballs had me in a trance.

rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

angledopper

Someone who looks like someone else, but only when viewed from a certain angle.

I saw Chris Evans' angledopper at the restaurant last night.

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nacho shiv

When a piece of nacho breaks off in your mouth and stabs you in the gums.

I was eating at the Mexican restaurant when I got nacho shivved.

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IHOP Elbow

the syrup induced stickiness which results from placing your elbow on the table at an IHOP, Denny's, or any other restaurant that serves pancakes to children.

I always have to roll up my sleeves before sitting down; otherwise I end up with IHOP elbow.

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BJF

Blowjob friendly - a heterosexual man who is nonetheless willing to receive a blowjob from another man.

He's straight, but get him drunk and he's BJF.

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