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When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.
She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.
When you are masturbating and you cum but keep going and your semen drips down over your fingers.
I ran out of lube but that wasn't a problem with greasy meat fingers.
When you get very drunk very fast and step around the side of the house to vomit while pissing.
Brian took 3 jello shots, slammed 2 beers and was sipping on Captain Morgan when he had to vompiss.