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"I would found an institution where any person can find instruction in any study."
Founded in 1865 by Ezra Cornell, now a member of the elite group of schools known as the Ivy League. Regarded to be the easiest to get into (due to the state colleges that are branches of the university) but the hardest to stay in. In one article, it was mentioned as "the only campus where you walk up a 45 degree incline in 45 degree weather to get a 45% on a test."
Far above Cayuga's waters...
Hail, all Hail Cornell
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Sticks
With
Ass-kickin'
Tendencies
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Go to www.stickdeath.com to see what I mean.
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A now outdated but still useful graphing calculator. Cannot be purchased anymore, replaced with ti-83+. Commonly used to play games in class or cheat on tests by typing in your notes (you know you did). Less powerful than ti-89 but quite perfect for High School use.
So I typed up my notes on my ti-83 last night. Want a copy?
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One who spies on others while they are engaged in some sort of lewd behavior. Stems from the legend of when Lady Godiva rode through the streets of a town nude. She had instructed the townsfolk to not watch her, but one, known simply as Tom, peeked and was immediately blinded.
I couldn't resist being a Peeping Tom when I passed the nudist camp
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Sexual relations between two people who live on the same floor. Typically used in the context of college dorms. Generally frowned upon.
Jim and Mary have been engaging in floorcest!
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Acronym: Read The Fucking Questlog
Usage: In an MMORPG, as an answer to a question about a quest that can be answered by reading its description in the details of the quest.
Noob: wHer do i turn in thise bat eyezz???
Everyone else: RTFQL!
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The star of www.emotioneric.com, wherein visitors to the webiste request some sort of emotion (or reasonable facsimile) and Eric will attempt to act it out.
Have you checked out emotion eric lately?
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