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When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.
Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.
Joan: This is a PTA meeting.
when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
When you masturbate to seriously kinky shit.
Jared: I was Pulling a Myles last night.
Micheal: Dude stop watching ear fetish porn.
a term referring to both basement dwellers and varsity football losers who are addicted to porn involving at least 2 or more women. their view on lgbtq+ people is entirely fetish based.
Mom: Your coworker Jake gives me lesbiansexual vibes. He's always on about Riley Reid and he makes frequent trips to the bathroom.
Mom 2: Yeah you might be right. Plus, he's always asking about which one of us is on top.
Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.
Janice: Hey hon Iâm home! Whatâre you doing?
Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.
Janice: Thatâs a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this Iâm moving into a crackhouse.
When you masturbate and wash yourself at the same time in the shower to conserve time.
Charlie: Sorry guys I was hawkaning as fast as I could, where is Christmas dinner at?
Agatha: Sorry hon, a group of people were annyocking in our yard and dinner is ruined. Even the kids saw and are being fed holy water right now.
Large groups of naked people lying on their stomach and ferociously rubbing their genitals. You must breathe very ferociously and hard. What comes out must go in the ground or it ainât proper Annyocking.
Micheal: Jesus fucking Christ dude there was this group of retards annyocking in my back yard over christmas.
Jared: Wow I was Pulling a Myles at that time!
Micheal: Safe to say dinner was ruined for the whole family.