MMA

Probably the most overated sport ever. Consists of two tattooed and brainless men/women fighting in an octagon/ring/mat with no regard for human life. Humans weren't made to kick eachother's ass.

MMA FAN: Hey want to watch some UFC?
Me: Nah, I'd rather watch fake wrestling. I don't know what's so great about UFC. If I want to see a fight, I can just go to the flagpole after school.

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WWE

World Wrestling Entertainment. The Largest Pro Wrestling Company in the World featuring incredible athletes, storylines, and drama. Wrestlers in this company put their bodies on the line 365 Days a year to entertain their fans. They also support countless charities including The Make a Wish Foundation. WWE also holds a Tribute to the Troops show every year. Show some respect.

Hater: Why you such a loser, WWE ain't no sport!
Wrestling Fan: Yes, it is indeed a sport. It clearly states in the dictionary that a Sport is an physical activity engaged in for pleasure. Wrasslin' fits that definition perfectly.

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Booger Eater

Nickname created by ESPN Radio host Colin Cowherd targeted at Wrestling Fans. Nothing more immature than a middle aged man calling a group a people "booger eaters".

Colin Cowherd: Wrestling Fans are nothing but booger eaters.
Me: I'm a wrestling fan and I've never eaten a booger since I was 10. I wouldn't call anyone a booger eater with your face. It looks like you've been eating boogers for the past 40 years!

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