ROLMFAO

Internet jargon for Rolling Over Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Seeing the proud new owner of the Picasso painting actually put his elbow through it had me ROLMFAO.

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duff

v. 1. to not follow through with plans to meet someone;
2. to ditch a person

We had plans all week to leave town together this weekend, but he duffed me once again.

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obmwc

Obligatory BMW Content, used in BMW-specific message boards and web forums to indicate that the text following the acronym brings the topic into compliance with the forum rules (where discussion of BMW topics is required); Used to qualify a poster's off-topic discussion.
Also see OOTC, obligatory on-topic content

The boss had me ready to kill him at work today.

OBMWC:But at least I get to drive my BMW home from work through the canyon. HE gets to drive his Buick!