A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
âI was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldnât stay down any moreâ
âDude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?â
Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesnât work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
âI thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.â
âMate. The poor man always buys twice!â