Nicole

A drink consisting of the following
4 ice cubes in a high ball glass
1.5 Oz tequila (preferably casamigos)

Top off with soda water and garnish with lemon and lime

Holy shit, I got into the Nicole's last night and completely blacked out.

Irish hello

When you no show an event you're supposed to attend.

I think i will just pull an Irish hello and no show the Halloween party I was supposed to attend.

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Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

panda choke

When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.

She panda choked all over the club.

Tessa

When you accidently type in the wrong amount for a player in a fantasy football auction draft.

I just pulled a Tessa by accidently typing in $118 instead of $18 for Terry McLauren.