Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>

did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.

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Rogan

The Rogan is an abbreviation of the "ROyal groGAN". It applies to a grogan of complete and absolute perfection in all categories of analysis. The rogan is very rare, and if in a lifetime you lay 2 or 3 of these great creations, you have led a successfull existence.

There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.

See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.

After months of practice, Dennis laid a grogan so perfect in size, beauquet and valeur it could be termed by no other word than the rogan.

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Vogan

Quite literaly means the "Vicious Grogan". This term is used when a violently foul grogan has been laid, most often after a night of Single Malt or Kippers.

Common after-effects of the Vogan include nausea, internal hemmoraging, and jungle rot.

The viciousness of the vogan is often ranked with the Odometer.

After 6 weeks on a diet solely of pringles and leper's toes, Mr. Biffen unleashed vogans of an incredibly brutish nature, and all around knew it was so, cos it was brown, like a bashed trout.

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Night Cruiser

Someone who drives their car late at night, normally down the high street on a saturday night, admiring the girls in their short skirts

"The night cruiser is out tonight"

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R.Shogan

The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.

Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.

For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:

"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.

I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."

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Kelsey

Kelsey is the most nicest guy you will ever meet, he’s always by your side no matter what, he’s funny,also will make your day, he’s kinda goofy and has that funny cheeky laugh, he is also quite smart if you ever need help I would go to him.

Kelsey can you help Me out

Hahah your so funny you made my day

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brogan

A black, solid and generally foul smelling grogan that follows a night on the bourbon (whisky). Differs from a standard grogan in its colour and texture

Man, that grogan was darker than Khamal.

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