Helmberg

Helmberg is a word for describing someone who is completely disconnected from the rest of the world and has no idea what's going on, Helm being part of the word Helmet and Berg for ice berg, the relation is they are so disconnected they could get hit by a boat like the titanic and have no clue what is going on

"Oi Jon, did you hear back from Sam?"
"Nah, that geezer hasn't got a clue bruv, absolute Helmberg"

Small Boys

The phrase Small Boys is used to describe the lowest form of what you could be doing at the time, for example, if you were to be on a poker table, a £100 table would be for the "Small Boys" whilst a £1,000,000 table would be for the big boys

"Oi Tom, You know if George got a 5 piece Chicken Meal for lunch like he said?"
"Nah mate, knowing him he went for a 1 piece kids meal, Small Boys he is"

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