Win all the beans

Winning albeit something trivial. Reminiscent of the late '80's and early '90's game Don't spill the beans. Or the Jellybean in a jar guessing game. To win all the beans is the equivalent of a pat on the back, winning student of the month in 4th grade and other such victories.

" I told you my dessert would be the best at the potluck!"
"Yup, you win all the beans"

lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"