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when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob
Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
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Titties made of the candy of your choosing. They don't melt away when you lick them and they look like normal boobs
My girlfriends candits are chocolate flavored.
I could use some sweet cotton candy candits.
The leftover, unwiped pussy juice that encrusts on the outskirts of a persons mouth after the act of eating someone out.
Guy 1: (laughs) Nice shrim dude.
Guy 2: Oh shit, I thought I got all of it off!
Guy 1: Lol you look like such a tool.
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A sex game in which 9 girls line up, ass up, in a three by three formation and each girl shoves a dildo into their vagina. Then, a guy takes a spanker from a sex torture game and the girls must push the dildos out by squeezing their vaginas at random times and pull them back in by expanding their vaginas while the guy tries to hit as many dildos as he can within a minute. Each time a girl's dildo is hit, she must make a moaning noise while another guy tallies up the hits and the winner gets to join in a massive orgy between the girls and himself. The losers have to eat each others shit out of paper cups using each others foreskins.
WARNING: Unless in favor of abortion, do not try this game while pregnant!
Sweet my Whack a Hole set finally came, lets go get some sluts and have some fun.
Oh doesn't playing Whack a Hole just make you wanna kapoomba so loud.
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When a girls nipples are bigger than their boobs
That girls nippies are so nasty and unattractive.
She could choke her child nursing with those nippies.
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