Aunt Jemima

Take a relatively old black woman (at least older than your mom) force feed her seven dry pancakes. Fill her up with syrup...proceed to eat her out. If you followed directions precisely, you should be able to taste the best pancakes of your life.

I'm a volunteer at an old folks home, only because each week this lady in the back corner lets me Aunt Jemima her real dirty.

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