Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

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anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

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happycore

A type of music with high BPM and happy vocals and/or sounds. Mixed by DJs at Raves. UNDERGROUND!

Heart of Gold
Eternity
Break of Dawn

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the brandon

A sexual move involving 100 female orgasms in a row

He gave her the brandon, and she cried out for hours

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you'ren't

Not a real word since it sounds exactly the same as "you aren't".

You aren't going to do that are you?

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BAR

Slang name for a 2mg. XANAX tablet. Derived from its long bar-like shape.

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.

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gayorator

It's when someone is wreaking of homosexuality, physically and socially, to the point where he hits on straight men with the excuse that he had nice shoes/pants/shirt/etc.

"Man, that Jim is such a gayorator." Said Shelly to her mother. "He hit on my boyfriend and wanted his shoes."

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