Jacob

Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's

Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does

Shahil

Tall ass motherfucker thinking that you are gay if you play fortnite. He is fucking retarded and believes that fortnite people are gay he only plays Black ops 3 and 4 cause he doesn't know hot to interact with girls kind of a Raj from Big Bang Theory but obviously more retarded and horny

Friend1: Do you know Shahil
Friend2: Yeah the guy who is fucking desperate just by looking at a girl he cums.

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Jeremy

A Asian boiiii who thinks he can get any girl but in reality the only thing he gets is dick i mean ive seen it and goddamn that shit into daddies and is a gold digger. A Jeremy will do anything even blow a man for a follow on instagram. But at school he is a lazy shit and sucks me dry. YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!
I`d love to roast you more but your mom`s calling me and you know what that means.

Friend1: Hey Who is Jeremy?
Friend2: Ohhh you mean mo hao ping
Friend2: I fucked his mom yesterday quite thicc i must say

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