Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

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Laundrut

Using clean laundry in the dryer to get dressed, while throwing dirty clothes directly into the washer. This habit results in a cycle of wearing a small number of repetative outfits.

Brian realized he was in a serious laundrut; he had been wearing his 'Miami Vice' t-shirt every Thursday for the past 5 months.