Unkel Kreepy

A kickass Puerto Rican dude who cooks good food, drinks Four Loko and plays GTA V with you.

I wonder if Unkel Kreepy will get online tonight.

3👍 1👎

Poop Towel

Something fat people lay down on the bed during sexual intercourse to soak up any loose stool that migrates from their sphincters.

I'm glad we put that poop towel down Jackie, you squirted an awful lot out of your back cunt.

1👍 2👎

Boot-Boot

A mentally handicapped dog, odd in appearance.

Hey Laura, Boot-Boot just shit on the floor again.

11👍 6👎

Kreepy's Kid

A window licker, a tide pod eater, a Ricky Retardo, a knuckle dragger.

That Kreepy's Kid just finger painted a unicorn on the sidewalk with his shit.

Garno

Garno adjective: having comparatively little size or slight dimensions.

Damn, his penis is so Garno that I can't feel it.

4👍 4👎