scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

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slob

(v) To make-out spastically.

So, you wanna come over and slob or something?

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cold deck

Card playing term referring to a deck of playing cards that has been tampered with in order to affect the outcome of the game. The term is used because such decks are said to have been found to be cooler (in actual temperature) than the immediate surroundings due to someone introducing them from the outside.

The scumbag has been known to use a cold deck.

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CAT

A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.

After meeting a new group of people one may say to his or her friends "Those cats were allright."

Where is that cat?

I haven't seen him in a while. That cat's getting fat.

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pimp-slap

To raise ones hand above the shoulder and with terminal velocity strike it across the face of the hoe.

My bitch was actin' up so I had to pimp-slap the hoe.

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jag off

n. A person, usually male, that has an unfavorable personality or annoying habits. Generally implies stupidity or ignorance.

Don't be so surprised he got thrown in jail. He's a jag off.

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Brown Frown

a pillow that is old and dingy and obviously drooled on.

We tossed the brown frown in the troll house.

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