Crispy Beef Bour

The world famous, sought-after Bour of the most prestigious brand, the Crispy. Large in size, light in colour, very pleasant and polite demeanour, Crispy is the standard by which all Bour excellence is measured.

"I'd trade it all for a Crispy."

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Bourocker

By far the most common of the Bour brands, the Bourocker has a distinctively horrid odour, aggressive demeanour and occasionally foul language. This brand was made famous by the charasmatic, if slightly repulsive, Bourocker Bone Bour who teamed up with Crispy Beef Bour to release a string of semi-successful hit singles in the mid-90s.

"If I see one more Bourocker today I may puke."