NML

Nipple Markup Language - A very powerful markup language derived by Mr. Leeper and fellow co-workers. All NML tags and syntax are approved by the NMLC (Nipple Markup Language Committee).

<nml>
<wrong>kraus</wrong>
<sweet on=true>new WSAD sucks design</sweet>
<yee>New Design</yee>
</nml>

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Fajitas

To be cool, awesome, or neat.

Man! That car was totally fajitas!

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Sweet Off

This phrase is a very powerful rendition of "Sweet on" which was first derived and put to use by Zach Larson and Derek Brooks. We have taken the word Sweet and set it as a flag that has to be set.

Sweet on is another way to say: Awesome!
Sweet off is another way to say: Weak!

Aww, Sweet off!
They don't have Mountain Dew!

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dewsk

A shortened/slang version of Mountain Dew or dewski.

Man, I need to slam a dewsk.

falaphilia

1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.

So anyway, I'd be rubbing your boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind, and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd put it on your pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business....

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cyberflex

A way of settling disputes over the internet. Accomplished by a virtual "flex-off" (i.e. flexing and giving a detailed description of your flex over the internet). Mostly used in chat sessions and email.

<npl> ok, the flex-off will begin
<vanwinkle> I have my right bicep pointed upward with one finger raised, deltoids tensed
<npl> my first pose will be standard
<npl> i'll begin with my left bicep in the downward position
<npl> with a slight curl to make the triceps pop...
<broox> holy shit
<broox> npl has the style points
<vanwinkle> I have begun rippling my pectoral muscles
<broox> OHHH
<npl> my pecs are straining as i take the right bicep and point in the upward direction
<npl> then, I slowly exhale and begin the second pose
<MCEscher> and the crowd cheers!!!
<moo> more oil

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pinoche

A woman's crotch.
pronounced: pin-oach.

I'm gonna kick the betsy right square in the pinoche!

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