hide-a-dump

A continuous game played between a group of friends who reside within close proximity to one-another (dorm room, appartment, ect.) where fecal matter (or "a dump") is hidden inside the target residence.

Purpose of the game:
To hide a turd so well that it takes a great amount of time before it can be found by the targeted party. Thus, leaving their living space smelling of fecal matter.

Rules:
1) any and all "dumps" must be contained in an opened ziplock style bag. Any "dumps" not contained in the bag are considered off limits and may result in physical harm to the "dumper".
2) "dumps" must be of a solid state, or at least molded into a shape, allowing it to remain in the bag without the danger of overflow
3) a note must be placed on the exterior of the front door, clearly visible, staing "you've been a victim of hide-a-dump." profanity and other crude comments are authorized on said note.
4) any victims of hide-a-dump may retaliate only after the "dump" is recovered and disposed of.
5) any law enforcement/security personnel will not be notified of the occurrence of "hide-a-dump" so long as all rules are abided by

"Dude, did you smell Jakes friggin room?!!"
"Hahaha, yea! I totally had Taco Bell yesterday"
"Wait, what?"
"Thats right baby, Hide-a-dump!!!"

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skuldashery

skull-dash-er-ree

1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.

2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement

NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.

SKEW: "I do say, kind sir, that these shennanigans have gone on quite long enough."

DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."

SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"

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Full Status

Marine Corps terminology and/or slang;

1. Referring to being in a highly intense state of intoxication.

2. The absolute most inebriated one can be while being conscious

(See Obliterated)

GySgt Smith: "How drunk was he Marine?"

Cpl Gavin: "Oh, he was fuckin' Full Status Gunny"

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Futenma Zombies

Zombies believed to be Former U.S. Marines, that are currently stored in cryogenic stasis in a research lab aboard Marine Corps Air Station Futenma, Okinawa Japan.

LCpl Brown: "Dude... What do we keep in that building?"

LCPl Burciaga: "Well, we don't have a key for it... no one i know has a key for it actually.... but the sign says that its for cryogenics, so.... they must be storing the Zombies there, obviously."

LCpl Brown: "oh.... wait! WHAT!?!?"


(Futenma Zombies)

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master guns

1) Also known as "he who bringith the shit upon ye", the master guns usually likes to go around during the day and point out what you or your Marines are doing wrong and/or what you should be doing.

This individual instills a sence of fear in all who are lower ranking to him/her.

2) Marine Corps abbreviation for: Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9).

LCpl Slacks-a-lot: "Oh shit, turn off that movie! Here comes the master guns!"

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I.P.

common Marine Corps terminology:

1) also commonly reffered to as an "irish pennant", it describes the little strands of fabric that come off of one's uniform.

It is said that I.P.'s tend to grow, thus the need for constant trimming and removal of the same I.P. A common way to remove them is by burning them off with a Bic or Zippo lighter.

Sgt Smith: "Hey there Devil! I dont know why you have all these damn I.P.'s on your uniform!"

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BLIM

an exclamation (similar to "POW")

commonly used when describing a fight

When that dude punched the cop.. he was like BLIM!!! and took off runnin.

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