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Fuck Minutes are the minutes in life where you had just missed a big "minute".
This includes 4:21, 11:12, etc.
Jesus dude, i was having a horrible day and then i looked at the clock to see a Fuck Minute.
11:12 FTL
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Some retard-bitch ass who spends all their time finding cleavage shots and try to look at girls down theirs shirts.
Guy 1: Dude, i just downloaded some Sweet pics of Erica's cleavage.
Guy 2: You are such a Cleavage Hunter.
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Guy 1: Dude, if u stand on the stage, turn to the right, take a half step, and jump, you can totally see mariah's cleavage
Guy 2: Fuck you, you cleavage hunter.
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Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.
Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
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