Got a match

My ass your face.

Hey shit hook, got a match?

Yeah, My ass your face.

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Fuck Piece

A fuck piece is one who is more deserving of attention than a fucker. A fuck piece is one who is both a fucker and a tool.

Anyone who watches the Hills or Jersey Shore is a fuck piece.

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trash eating whore

Though whores are dirty, a trash eating whore is one who will go the extra mile (felching, taking golden showers, volunteering for the screaming eagle).

"Hey check it out, it's my ex-girlfriend."
"Why did you ever date that trash eating whore?"