Highway Baby

A baby raised on the highway we’re most accidents happen. They walk back and forth along the highway searching for their non-existent parents, and are incapable of aging.

Jim: BRO HELP!! IM ABOUT TO CRUSH A HIGHWAY BABY!!

Phineas: Do it.

Symfbau

An abbreviation that stands for ‘Shut your mother fucking bitch ass up’

This abbreviation is incredibly overused on Instagram, Snapchat, and most main stream social media sites

Mom: Hey Connor do u mind washing the dishes. I’m not home rn and I’m expecting them to be done by the time I get there ❤️

Son: Symfbau mom, I’m not washing those dishes. That’s your job you musty ass troglodyte 👶🏼🖕🏻