flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

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shy turtle

When a male's penis shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. The balls act as a visual representation of the tortoise shell and the head of the penis as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.

Man did you see Hank's wiener? It looked like a fuckin shy turtle!

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pennsylvania values

perhaps the worst idealogy coined by cheesy politicians. Its best explained as "Do not lie,cheat, or steal and do not tolerate those who do.....". Wow

Pennsylvania values, shmensylvania shmalues

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3d

A descriptive adjective used to describe the sensation of being high on drugs in particular cannabis, cocaine, and ecstacy.

Yoooooooo dude.......This shit's got me seein 3D!

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