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The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.
I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!
63π 51π
The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.
My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.
52π 14π
1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak
2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home
1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!
2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!
37π 16π
The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.
Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.
16π 9π
The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
23π 13π
The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.
Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.
746π 558π
The act of pulling your chode out of your girlfriends ass and plugging it right into her mouth without even wiping it off first.
Yo I was bum humping this serious bitch so I went directly from ace to face on her. To top things off I finished with a wordWhite Dragon/word
4π 6π