The act of doing or saying something in a smartass manner.
Kenny can't help but be assey, he is the biggest smartass ever.
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People with the name Asay but everyone knows it’s pronounced Assey
Me: Hey Assey STFU!
Asay: Did you really spell my name wrong again?!
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A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole
Jon is such an assey
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A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.
"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"
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Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)
A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.
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A person who is humorous and a jerk.
"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"