Redemption Shower

The shower one has after a night of heavy drinking (where you either did something really stupid or can't remember what you did). A redemption shower is the only way to cleanse you of the sins from the night before. After a redemption shower all is forgotten and you can start all over again.

Waking up with a hangover Ben realized he was naked and lying on his neighbor's front lawn. Quickly he ran home for a "redemption shower".

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Stab

The term used for a girl you have previously had sex with.

I don't care if she's all over you. Don't mess with my stab.

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Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

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Tapioca Abortion

When someone drinks to the point of excess and then goes to the bathroom, takes a dump, looks at it and then pukes. The combination of vomit and diarrhea is known as a "Tapioca Abortion".

After some heavy drinking Bob (losing all control of his bodily functions) ran to the toilet to have a tapioca abortion.

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