crêpist

A rapist who specializes in serving their violated victims crêpes as a way of easing them into a new life in which they have been raped. Immoral assholes, probably French, or from Missouri.

Now now Corbyn, I'd take it easy on the criticism of Daniel's cooking, there may be some crêping going on tonight. I'm pretty sure he's a crêpist.

jeezy sneeze

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.

"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze