glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating

LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*

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broment

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

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sexting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.

Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."

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couch dancing

While in a night club, the act of dancing while sitting down on a couch or sofa. Liberally applies to sitting on a bar stool or booth.

Gigi: "Get up and dance with me! You've got rhythm!"

Lou: "No, I'm too tired to stand. I think I'll just sit here and do some couch dancing."

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cab sick

like being "car sick" but in a cab/taxi

(usually because cabs drive too fast, swerve, emergency break, and don't have shocks)

"Oh Debbie, I got so cab sick on the way over. That cabbie was all over the road!"

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chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud

Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"

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