FOMA

Fear of missing ass. FOMO but for getting laid.

Coined by the After Disaster guys on episode #627: Getting Buzzed at Gelson’s.

Mike wanted to stay in for the night, but he had major FOMA.

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.