Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

Unbeaten Path

When choosing your own adventure through a porn website and your journey takes you down a path you have never beaten it to before.

Bernie: Yo bro, last night I was romanticizing myself down an unbeaten path, it got weird fast.

Rob: Got to be careful of those unbeaten paths man, dangerous stuff.