Chili Vision

When you eat so much ass, that you begin to look at it like a bowl of chili instead of an ass; essentially, tunnel vision, but for ass-eaters.

"Hey, have you heard about Josh recently? Heard he has a severe case of Chili Vision."

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

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