DFA

Depressed Fat Ass, one who is depressed and "thinks" they are fat

I am eating chocolate ice cream because I am a DFA

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Issac

issac is the type of guy that has sex every hour with different girls and hes a badass

Bro that dude is such an issac

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horniboyphrenia

An illness characterized by the lack of ability to exit one's bed in the morning, with complicating symptoms including frequent pleasurable sensations, dirty sheets, and housemates complaining about the noise levels.

I missed my job interview due the sudden onset of horniboyphrenia.

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QT

QT stands for Qualification Test. Term usually used in the military.

My friend didn't pass the QT for the armed forces.

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Aron

Very advanced IRC bot created for the sole purpose of creating other bots and helping lowly noobs with their pathetic problems.

Usually resides in the Netherlands but commonly known as abeing "everywhere" and "nowhere".

Something not right with your IRC? Call Aron.

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dot

1.) mono-syllabic response to an utterance or information, indicating that the message preceding the "dot" was not quite as humorous or important as the one expressing it assumed;

2.) general expression of a lack of words.

person #1 Oh my god, my cactus caught a sneeze and fell off my ptrecious IKEA Hønigåft chair! Crying up a deluge here!!
person #2 DOT.

also:

person #1 *foul-mouthed language describing in rich detail utterly disgusting incidents*
person#2 DOT.

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bubuwombat

A wombat who can walk talk and eat pooh.

what a cute bubuwombat!