LOC

A bloke who is CRIP so you drop the B and the E and you say LOC.

CuH this loc in the two door coupe, he just went to Jack in the Box for a burger.

Excalibur

When you have your penis stuck while having sex with an Irish girl and you have to pull out.

Only the true king can wield EXCALIBUR.

The other day I took a flight with Ryan Air and ended up Excaliburing the stewardess....