rickroll

When you're fucking your girl missionary and immediately roll her over and stick it in her ass while singing "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Steve: "I rickrolled my gf last night and she's had the diarrhea all day."

Mike: "You don't have a girlfriend, faggot!"

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iilf

Indian I'd like to fuck.

Oh Squanto! You're such an iilf!

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frosted dirty asshole

The result of anal sex with someone who hadn't wiped very well. Usually accompanied by vomit.

Frosted dirty assholes?...and vomit? Sweet god, why?!

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uilf

Uncle I'd like to fuck.

Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!

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eilf

Elf I'd like to fuck.

Man...that Ernie Keebler is one hot eilf.

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