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The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.
He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.
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It's a little more elegant now. modern, 30-ish trustafarians are spending January in Jaipur with wealthy, titled euros and spending tons of money on Burmese laquerware. If you smell a mixture of orange blossom and body odor in the air, look for rumpled Italian shirts and shoddy khakis under a navy Blazer.You might want to check at the bar at The Strand Hotel in Rangoon.
My ex. Coke heir, hops artound the world with one small bag.
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a female whom you cannot resist; regardless of length of time known. most likely due to her beauty and the amount of interest she incurrs.
I met, fell for, and married a kitters yesterday.
I gave a kitters one hundred dollars because she asked for it.
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make yourself small or be embarassed
i' ve done something wrong i'm (:)
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